A few days ago i was just trying to get some music biz-type annoying-but-necessary-kinda work done, and i'd just woken(sic?) up and didn't have my slacks on just yet, and became aware that i couldn't really accomplish any serious work without my pants on.  Upon further observation i found that i get  more work done with long pants on than with shorts.  Socks takes it up even another notch.  Shoes is through the roof.  I wonder if this is some sort of law of nature: "the amount of work a human can possibly accomplish in a given unit of time is directly proportional to the amount of clothing on their lower body".  The torso doesn't seem to matter; I can be shirtless and as long as i have pants on, i'm ok.

Yours in dedication to increased productivity,

rob